“look at all of the faggots lined up along the roadside”
faggot=bundle of sticks. fall. leaf collecting, stick bundling, faggot stacking
FAG STACK 2011
calling people gay is funny.
I feel better when I’m being mean.
and by “mean” I mean mean in the politically correct sense of the fucking word…I mean, let’s face it. It’s fun to make fun of shit. So fuck you and your self righteously bullshity soap box snuggly crap.
shit’s funny.
About nigger bread cookies…
O: 1:16pm
the Brown Grinch
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAh
dude
B: 1:17pm
so…, I’m researching early russian children’s literature…man did they fucking hate kids.
O: 1:16pm
you got any old pics of ***** we can photoshop?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
with the reindeer
B: 1:17pm
yes! you can see her on FB
O: 1:17pm
i mean…what are we doing
we could be making millions writing comedy
B: 1:18pm
really, we could and should
O: 1:18pm
dude
GINGER BREAD NIGGERS
omg
B: 1:19pm
i feel like if I go to church andf pray for sucess, money, and happiness, I will get it
O: 1:19pm
HOLY SHIT
B: 1:19pm
YES!! I am going to make ginger niggers to bring to church
O: 1:19pm
dude YES!
“what do you call these..interesting cookies dear”
“niggerbread”
HAHAHAHAHAH
SCREAMING
B: 1:20pm
omg i can’t breate!
O: 1:20pm
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
dude
“is that irish soda bread? why is it brown? no, its african nigger bread
dude
help me
B: 1:21pm
“what do you call this pudding?”
B: 1:21pm
Niggy pudding
O: 1:21pm
nappy?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nappy pudding
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
B: 1:22pm
thinking…
O: racists are so funny.
About the Ghetto Grinch…
B: 1:12pm
i feel like *****–old.
O: 1:12pm
ewww u mean the grinch?
dude imagine looking like the grinch
i mean
B: 1:13pm
haaa
O: 1:13pm
its so obvious
not a stretch at all– she IS the grinch
B: 1:13pm
like you and the heatmizer?
me and…
O: 1:13pm
“mommy look at the brown grinch?”
yes
um
you and
B: 1:13pm
BROWN GRINCH!!!
O: 1:13pm
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
O: 1:13pm
equal opportunity!
O: 1:13pm
“mommy why is the grinch brown?”
B: 1:14pm
he works for santa, honey
HaHA
O: 1:14pm
“Oh thats the ghetto grinch dear”
B: 1:14pm
actually, he’s the ghetto santa!
O: 1:14pm
soooo
whats new
B: 1:15pm
sorry, still laughing, ghetto grinch. ***** goes out every xmas eve, all over NY, stealing presents
O: 1:16pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
going into apartments cuz there are no chiminyes
stealing trees
hahahahahahaah
B: 1:16pm
“I bought you a bike sweety, but the Ghetto Grinch came and took it”
O: 1:16pm
brown grinch
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAh
dude
About gay prawn porn
B–7:28pm
i need a drink or something!
O–7:28pm
um and a steak
B–7:28pm
feeling stressedout
O–7:29pm
soooo….go masturbate
B–7:29pm
had steak yesterday, it makes me smell like my mother
O–7:29pm
works for me
B–7:29pm
that makes me smell like my father
O–7:29pm
i watched gay pron today
pron…hahaha
prawn
porn
B–7:29pm
prone
O–7:29pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
porn
B–7:29pm
prone to porn
prune porn for seniors?
O–7:30pm
hahahaha
dude
gay porn is HOT
B–7:30pm
men or women?
O–7:30pm
men
B–7:30pm
why don’t we call women gay?
O–7:31pm
exactly
B–7:31pm
lez
About a snowman meatloaf
O–11:35am
im lonely
i love being with him
im sorry
B–11:36am
you know, a dog food cookbook would sell well
O–11:36am
and
u want me to copy edit all this shit?
cuz i good at that
B–11:37am
“Chow Down: recipes for a healthy happy dog” for happy
O–11:37am
ok dick. find me a nerdy hot lover who is both smart and retarded and has a job and a home and plays music and has a descent size dick and wears glasses.
B–11:37am
i goota go too—homework, job apps
You’re describing ***, minus the penis
O–11:38am
and ill give up***
dude…*** makes
11.00 an hour
B–11:38am
but he has a small one
O–11:38am
so you say
B–11:38am
“I have a small one” tshirt
O–11:38am
hahah **** says that and well…
no
hahahahahahaha
O–11:39am
on a tshirt?
O–11:39am
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
im sure it exists
“My dick is small”
B–11:39am
hahahahahah!!
O–11:40am
i am about to eat cookie dough
B–11:40am
and the snowman meatloaf I made for april fools day
About t-shirt ideas and racism
O–11:22am
HAHAHAHAHAH
I still like “Im Dumb!”
O–11:23am
oh since fucking when does punctuation go outside the quotes
i mean fuck
its shit like that.
i mean who gives a fuck where the punctation goes.
how about this he!y
how about that
B–11:24am
I’m exploring STUPID IDEAS.
O–11:24am
you have to put the in there
B–11:24am
I’m not WITH stupid, I AM stupid
O–11:25am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
YES YES YES
B–11:25am
i’m with stupid (arrow pointing up)
she’s not hairy, she’s my mother
O–11:27am
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHha
B–11:27am
female dog=hairy bitch
O–11:29am
yes yes
listen
B–11:29am
racist time….
O–11:29am
i am fine
YES! bring it!
B–11:30am
yes, hairy indians
O–11:30am
OMG i just relaized i have homework
GOD I HATE SCHOOL
FUCK
B–11:30am
ok–always enlightening to talk to you
you rock!
O–11:30am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
you too
dont worry
ill be ok
i wont get ** into anything messy
but i do want him and a family
B–11:31am
Bye bitch–let’s start that tshirt thing
O–11:31am
and i am bored and tired of my life this way
ok asshole
B–11:31am
on that website–what is it?
not elance, the other one
mugs, tees, crap
O–11:32am
oh zazzle? cafe press.
B–11:32am
yea..
check out LULU
O–11:32am
ok
B–11:32am
to self publish
O–11:32am
NO
book?
never
I want big$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
About reality, there is no perfect…just magic
O–11:15am
you know what
I am BORED
B–11:16am
bitch, here it comes….
O–11:16am
and i am tired of trying to be perfect and smart
my life is passing me by while i sit here being careful and worried and all wound up
fuck it
i am on the slow boring train to nowhere land
yes…(****)
he is…a fuck up
B–11:17am
i see…you’ll show him
O–11:17am
hahahahah
no
no
it will take some time
yes
i will
well
yes
so I have to back off now
B–11:18am
i think you should def STAY AWAY–unhealthy–find some sex starved kinky little dork with a shitload of money
O–11:18am
no lisence
I need LOVE
LOVE LOVE LOVE
I LOVE HIM
see
I need MAGIC
magic
magic
magic
magic
B–11:19am
ok–time for you to be mad a t me
O–11:19am
wait
did i tell you about the chubby chaser i sent naked pics to… oh yes i did
WHATEVER
ok
B–11:19am
you are in love with being in love…not with him. You are a sucker for the drama
O–11:19am
i will not be mad
i am in love with him
and love and the idea
B–11:20am
it’s absolutely stupid that you are even considering getting involved
O–11:20am
what you think im gonna change now when im like 50
oh let me go get a dork and settle down
um
O–11:20am
REALITY
is that
there is no perfect
there is nothing
I am tired of waiting
and im not going to do anything dangerous
I am not THAT stupid
I am simply exploring the idea
B–11:21am
right, but there is a FUCKING STUPID IDEA place, where you are heading
O–11:21am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
LOVE IT
i think that is the new t shirt
“I am exploring the FUCKING STUPID idea”
About how to dress for a job interview…
B-11:07am
I need a job.
B–11:07am
i didn’t get that one
O–11:07am
OH
I THOUGHT U WERE asking
u will get one
B–11:08am
they asked me “how can you assist people who live in family housing if you don’t live in family housing?”
O–11:08am
i on the other hand am walking into the apocolypse
huh?
and what did you say
I have a po ass friend
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
B–11:08am
YES!!!
O–11:08am
wow
wow
hmmm
B–11:09am
I said,”Well, I am FRIENDS with a poor person”
O–11:09am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
like “i have black friends”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
FFFFUUUUCCKKKKK
no no no
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
that is NOT how u supposed to say it
u say “im aware”
B–11:10am
mention the words husband and house, and people think you are loaded and priveliged
which, actually…I am
O–11:10am
“Im compassionate” I am poor
I am not removed
I have my finger on the slow pulse of the working poor
B–11:10am
i should have dressed differently
O–11:10am
wow
DUDE
About being gay…
B-7:30pm
men or women?
O-7:30pm
men
B-7:30pm
why don’t we call women gay?
O-7:31pm
exactly
B-7:31pm
lez
O-7:31pm
I mean I think they call themselves gay
B-7:31pm
I wouldn’t want to be called gay
it means all happy
O-7:31pm
no it brings up like…
B-7:31pm
angry
O-7:31pm
mullets and wrangler jeans
yes yes..bi is more sexy
B-7:32pm
i’m coming out of th closet, I’m …PISSED.
O-7:32pm
you are gay?
B-7:32pm
no
O-7:32pm
hahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
B-7:32pm
you’re gay
O-7:33pm
um you are fucking gay
B-7:33pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahah
O-7:33pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
look at ..wait
B-7:33pm
no, um, you’re the gay one
O-7:33pm
ill show u
B-7:33pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
O-7:33pm
um you are as queer as they come asshole
B-7:33pm
well, this might be true..
